Stolen stolen stolen
2004-09-29...3:28 p.m.


Stolen from thecrankyone who stole it from watty...
Bold items are things I have done:
Bought everyone in the pub a drink
Swam with wild dolphins
Climbed a mountain - I've climbed one of the highest peaks of our local mountain range with Corey :)
Taken a Ferrari for a test drive
Been inside the Great Pyramid
Held a tarantula - Sorry, Christine!
Taken a candlelit bath with someone
Said I love you and meant it - and there's never been a more wonderful phrase pass through these lips
Hugged a tree - unfortunately, I was allergic
Done a striptease
Bungee jumped
Visited Paris
Watched a lightning storm at sea
Stayed up all night long, and watch the sun rise - while having long, wonderful conversations with my hubby
Seen the Northern Lights
Gone to a huge sports game
Walked the stairs to the top of the Leaning Tower of Pisa
Grown and eaten your own vegetables - just peas, though, and only a couple of them. They weren't grown in very good soil, so that's about all I got.
Touched an iceberg
Slept under the stars - when I was a little girl
Changed a baby's diaper - I think there have been thousands of baby diapers changed at my hands.
Taken a trip in a hot air balloon
Watched a meteor shower
Got drunk on champagne - with my friend Jodie
Given more than you can afford to charity
Looked up at the night sky through a telescope
Had an uncontrollable giggling fit at the worst possible moment
Had a food fight - With Corey (funny how the best stuff seems to happen with him) - it involved butter and a very narrow old trailer
Bet on a winning horse
Taken a sick day when you're not ill
Asked out a stranger
Had a snowball fight
Photocopied your bottom on the office photocopier
Screamed as loudly as you possibly can - it's like mental-floss
Held a lamb
Enacted a favourite fantasy
Taken a midnight skinny dip
Taken an ice cold bath
Had a meaningful conversation with a beggar
Seen a total eclipse
Ridden a roller coaster - every chance I get!
Hit a home run
Fit three weeks miraculously into three days - every time we vacation with the in-laws.
Danced like a fool and not cared who was looking - but never sober!
Adopted an accent for an entire day
Visited the birthplace of your ancestors - nope but some day I would love to
Actually felt happy about your life, even for just a moment - I'm lucky enough to be grateful for being me on a pretty frequent basis
Had two hard drives for your computer
Visited all 50 states
Loved your job for all accounts
Taken care of someone who was shit faced - Again, Jodie. Tequila didn't agree with her, and Christine helped me get her undressed and into a tub
Had enough money to be truly satisfied
Had amazing friends - More than they will ever admit to being
Danced with a stranger in a foreign country
Watched wild whales
Stolen a sign
Backpacked in Europe
Taken a road-trip
Rock climbing
Lied to foreign government's official in that country to avoid notice
Midnight walk on the beach
Sky diving
Visited Ireland
Been heartbroken longer then you were actually in love
In a restaurant, sat at a stranger's table and had a meal with them
Visited Japan
Benchpressed your own weight
Milked a cow
Alphabetized your records - and yes, REAL records, on vinyl and everything!
Pretended to be a superhero (not recently, though)
Sung karaoke - have I mentioned that I'm an addict?
Lounged around in bed all day
Posed nude in front of strangers
Scuba diving
Got it on to "Let's Get It On" by Marvin Gaye
Kissed in the rain
Played in the mud
Played in the rain - with Corey. Okay, so he CAN be a little romantic
Gone to a drive-in theatre - several times as a child, once with Corey
Done something you should regret, but don't regret it. - having sex at 15 - the timing was bad, but the experience wasn't.
Visited the Great Wall of China
Discovered that someone who's not supposed to have known about your blog has discovered your blog
Dropped Windows in favour of something better
Started a business - FLOP.
Fallen in love and not had your heart broken
Toured ancient sites
Taken a martial arts class
Swordfought for the honor of a woman
Played D&D for more than 6 hours straight - ugh, and the nerdiness rears it's ugly head. But just the left one.
Gotten married - woohoo, just once, and still with it!
Been in a movie - I'm assuming that being in a scene of a college kid's movie at the age of 8 counts - even if my scene WAS cut.
Crashed a party
Loved someone you shouldn't have
Kissed someone so passionately it made them dizzy
Gotten divorced
Had sex at the office
Gone without food for 5 days
Made cookies from scratch - Lots of times
Won first prize in a costume contest
Ridden a gondola in Venice
Gotten a tattoo - our wedding rings are tattooed on - our 2nd anniversary present to each other
Found that the texture of some materials can turn you on
Rafted the Snake River
Been on television news programs as an expert
Got flowers for no reason - I used to indulge in fresh flowers every week.
Masturbated in a public place
Got so drunk you don't remember anything
Been addicted to some form of illegal drug
Performed on stage - I was in "Nutcracker Suite" - I played a rat.
Been to Las Vegas - you kind of can't help it when you only live 100 miles away from it.
Recorded music
Eaten shark
Had a one-night stand - the most regrettable sexual experience I ever had. What a mess.
Gone to Thailand
Seen Siouxsie live
Bought a house
Been in a combat zone
Buried one/both of your parents
Shaved or waxed your pubic hair off
Been on a cruise ship
Spoken more than one language fluently
Got into a fight while attempting to defend someone
Bounced a cheque
Performed in Rocky Horror
Read - and understood - your credit report
Raised children - in progress
Recently bought and played with a favorite childhood toy
Followed your favorite band/singer on tour
Created and named your own constellation of stars
Taken an exotic bicycle tour in a foreign country
Found out something significant that your ancestors did
Called or written your Congress person
Picked up and moved to another city to just start over
Walked the Golden Gate Bridge
Sang loudly in the car, and didn't stop when you knew someone was looking - I don't care who's looking! HA!
Had an abortion or your female partner did
Had plastic surgery
Survived an accident that you shouldn't have survived
Wrote articles for a large publication
Lost over 100 pounds
Held someone while they were having a flashback
Piloted an airplane
Petted a stingray
Broken someone's heart - unfortunately, a few.
Helped an animal give birth
Been fired or laid off from a job
Won money on a TV game show
Broken a bone
Killed a human being
Gone on an African photo safari
Ridden a motorcycle - but only as a passenger
Driven any land vehicle at a speed of greater than 100 mph - once, while racing Christine and her hubby.
Had a body part of yours below the neck pierced - my bellybutton
Fired a rifle, shotgun, or pistol - plan on doing it tomorrow, in fact!
Eaten mushrooms that were gathered in the wild
Ridden a horse - and I would every day, if I could.
Had major surgery - hysterectomy
Had sex on a moving train
Had a snake as a pet
Hiked to the bottom of the Grand Canyon
Slept through an entire flight: takeoff, flight, and landing
Slept for more than 30 hours over the course of 48 hours
Visited more foreign countries than U.S. states
Visited all 7 continents
Taken a canoe trip that lasted more than 2 days
Eaten kangaroo meat
Fallen in love at an ancient Mayan burial ground
Been a sperm or egg donor
Eaten sushi
Had your picture in the newspaper
Had 2 (or more) healthy romantic relationships for over a year in your lifetime
Changed someone's mind about something you care deeply about
Got someone fired for their actions
Gone back to school - go me!!!
Parasailed
Changed your name - only when I got married
Petted a cockroach
Eaten fried green tomatoes
Read The Iliad
Selected one important author who you missed in school, and read
Dined in a restaurant and stolen silverware, plates, cups because your apartment needed them and got 86'd from the restaurant because you did it so many times, they figured out it was you
Taught yourself an art from scratch html, french braiding hair, and line dancing
Killed and prepared an animal for eating - last Spring!
Apologized to someone years after inflicting the hurt
Skipped all your school reunions. - so far
Communicated with someone without sharing a common spoken language - and I have the pen to prove it.
Been elected to public office
Written your own computer language
Thought to yourself that you're living your dream
Had to put someone you love into hospice care
Built your own PC from parts
Sold your own artwork to someone who didn't know you
Had a booth at a street fair
Dyed your hair - but nothing outrageous
Been a DJ
Found out someone was going to dump you via LiveJournal
Written your own role playing game
Been arrested

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